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thebootydiaries:

someone: *announces that they have low standards*

me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

(via thetrevorcollins)

February 21st, 2016 // 148,361 notes
jack-b4rakat:
“ 65/182 pictures of Blink 182 ♪
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  • me: do i give a fuck
  • depression: no
  • anxiety: yes
  • me: fuck
September 1st, 2015 // 467,282 notes
problematicassharry:
“gingersofficial:
“ doublelegwhip:
“ mtv:
“ spill that tea, nicki
”
HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THIS YOURE THE ONE WHO HIRED MILEY
”
OH MY GOD
”
mtv:
”

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via hayleyspetals)

September 1st, 2015 // 194,587 notes

necro-feelin-you-up:

but I never had the seventh grade scene phase so who’s the real winner here

(via trust)

September 1st, 2015 // 47,311 notes
sixpenceee:
“ As said by this IFL science article
“ Bartholomäus Traubeck created equipment that would translate tree rings into music by playing them on a turntable. Rather than use a needle like a record, sensors gather information about the wood’s...
do-not-touch-my-food:
“ Chicken Caesar Salad with Garlic Croutons
”
heroinsight:
““ John Lennon and Chuck Berry, 1972
” ”